COVID

Short for “Christ Or Vaccines In Doubt.” When believers living in developing countries, most of which have a low percentage of their population being inoculated, can look up to God to protect them against the coronavirus; or they can resort to creative ways, or hope for some rich countries’ donations, for their jabs.

For Psalm 91 believers who long to get a Covid-19 shot, the choice of vaccination is decided: COVID!

by MathPlus July 17, 2021

Covid Police

People who are out in public, shaming others for not staying home.

Social media post: PSA- This is not the time to start home projects. Goin thru Starbucks Drive thru and noticed the Home Depot parking lot full. STAY AT HOME! WE ALL HAVE TO STAY HOME OR THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK!!!

Response: There goes the Covid Police, preaching to everyone how to act as he’s getting his Frappuccino.

by TigerDan April 2, 2020

Covid-19

Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.

i got covid-19 but im rushing to stores to buy toilet paper

by FranklyRabbit April 4, 2020

Covid-🎃

When millions of people around the world have mixed feelings about celebrating Halloween during the pandemic, because they are more scared of the coronavirus than ghosts and spirits.

Due to Covid-🎃, adults decided not to dress up in frightening masks and costumes this year out of respect for those who died of Covid-19.

by Fasters October 28, 2020

covid-snug

Let’s not shame ourselves for our clothes fitting a bit more snugly that they did before Covid. It is a crazy time for all of us and we need that comfort food to keep us from going insane! During covid we all need a hug, even if it is from our pants!

Oh no, Leigh Ann, those jeans are not too tight at all! They’re just covid-snug!

by Lucy and Ethel November 27, 2020

Covid sus 😳

Covid sus 😳 is when the imposter vents Infront of you!!1!

J saw him vent!!1!!

Who?

Covid sus 😳 !!!

by ImposterSUS😳 January 14, 2021

Covid-19

A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.

I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!

by montag123 March 25, 2021