clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn, that girl is a clothespin. my dick is all red and hurts to touch.

by brynizzle July 25, 2008

clothesphobia

A disease of someone who hates clothes (because they are afraid of them) and would excell greatly as a professional stripper.

She was diagnosed with clothesphobia and stripped down at half time during out lacrosse game.

by Jess Fletcher May 6, 2003

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

women's clothing

clothing that women wear.

He was so lost he didn't realize he was in the women's clothing section until he noticed the dresses.

by naruhodo November 16, 2010

Hog In Sheep's Clothing

A fat girl that thinks she is hot.

Dude, that chick is a pig, but, I think I could get her.

No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.

by Woo Yeah Nester September 23, 2010

cholo clothes

a variety of styles that are frequantly worn by cholos and cholotes. 2 of the most common are: the big ass long t shirt/tunic with classic long short that go below the knee, with white cotton socks that hit the knee and old school black nike's
the second most common is the prisoner look, dickie pants with prison like shirt, but may also be worn with a super huge shirt that is button on the very top button and unobotten on the rest with whit t shirt under, and the huge long belt that acts like a tail

i hate cholo clothes

by Behnaz February 27, 2008

goldfish clothes

Clothes that are a little too big, but you end up gaining weight to fit them, much like a goldfish grows to fit their tank.

I bought my boyfriend size 36 pants and they turned into goldfish clothes. First he complained they were too loose; now he says they're too tight.

None of my clothes fit any more, but if I buy new ones I know they'll just turn into goldfish clothes.

by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005