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Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
wiggly classics used audio of greg dying and call is a mistake
by snakes# December 28, 2020
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Tom Classic

"Oh he's pulled a Tom Classic."

A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.

A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.

It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.
"Oh he's left-right as we needed him, he's pulled a Tom Classic."
by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022
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Phil Classic

A very good done cumilingus, and shit store handover in Lidl. Seen very often by his fellow managers,
Dude Look at this warehouse!!! Typical Phil Classic!
by 11113 February 6, 2022
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bryan classic

when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022
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The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow
TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023
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The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023
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Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.
I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!
by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017
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