chum the fish

v. To vomit, particularly a foul mixture of liquid and food particles, such as the nefarious buckets of fish blood and guts spooned into the sea by fisherman to attract fish.

We couldn't leave the frat party in time to meet you because your boyfriend was in the bathroom chumming the fish.

Dude, quick! Where's the bathroom? After that last round of shots i really gotta chum the fish!

by Vagabond King July 8, 2014

Chum Chugging

The art of eating with one hand while mastrubating with the opposite hand.

"Man I accidentally spilled milk from my cereal bowl on my junk while chum chugging this morning!"

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

Chum

An awesome friend. Someone you can make fun of without them pulling out your hair. Preferably someone who goes out of their way to fix your life. If you don't have a chum, your life friggin sucks.

P.S. chum is also dog food :P

"Make me an offer I can't refuse, chum."
"Lit, chum. Real lit."

You: "Ellie will never like me!"
Chum: "HEY ELLIE!"
You: "Wtf are you doing?!"
Chum: "Ellie, look into my eyes and tell me you don't like my friend."
Ellie: "Why would I do that?"
Chum: "'Cuz you can go out with him."
Ellie: "I'll think about it"

by Cade the Food King January 11, 2017

Chum about

To hang out with a friend just because there's nothing else to do.

Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!

Wanna chum about on Friday?

Sure!

by Jsource July 21, 2017

chum yum

Where he cums (um), you eat chips (ch) and use the cum as a dip

girl : do you have chips
guy: ya why?
girl: i want to eat some chum yum tonight

by dick sucker22 January 29, 2018

chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

chims._.mochi

A person on tiktok who makes motivational and funny videos.

Boy: who is your favorite tiktoker

Girl: chims._.mochi

by hihellowassupitsme December 24, 2020