crusty franklin

when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.

once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.

by holly and bec <3 December 17, 2008

crusty

a fan of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. many crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusties milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. crusty is also used as an adjective to describe a band's sound.

you know the guy, that crusty squatter kid with that face tat and the dog.

Man, Dystopia sounds so crusty!

by darkmugan May 14, 2005

crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

Crusty Nigga

an old black man that hasn't seen a lotion bottle in over 10 years

Sammie Davis Jr is a crusty nigga

by TheBrooklynSteamer May 29, 2015

Crusty dusty

This girl is crusty and dusty with brown hair. She is very thicc. She also wants ur help to be featured.

Crusty dusty is here.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

crusty banana fluff

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

by Mr. Wibble May 1, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006