chap-dick

the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.

Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick

Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick

by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011

chapanese

One who is half Chinese and half Japanese.

See jinese.

See that chink? He's Chapanese.

by SteveB August 25, 2004

jolly old chap

A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav

Miriam is a Jolly old chap

by Penisejaculate October 15, 2013

Chap

To slap a person around the face with a semi-erect penis.

I had a morning glory, and woke my significant other with a touch of chapping

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

Chap

Chap has two meanings:
1. A chap is something horse riders wear to prevent their legs from chafing with the saddle

2. An English expression used to call someone (can be male of female) normally someone the person is friends with

chap

by Flossyyyy August 30, 2015

Chapeau

In the land of the frogs, 'chapeau' translates to 'hat.' To say 'Chapeau!' is to metaphorically take one's hat off to one's peer(s).

'Chapeau!' can have meanings as varied as 'Hello!'; 'Yes'; and 'Well done!' Either way, it must only be used in the presence of those in whom you hold high esteem; in other words, only in the presence of true scholars and not that of the so-called 'yobs.'

STUDENT: '... and that it why the Weimar Republic collapsed.'

TEACHER: 'Chapeau! What a thesis!'

OR...

FRIEND 1: 'Salutations Mr. X! How are you today?'

FRIEND 2: 'Ah, yes, what a pleasure it is to encounter you again. *COUGHS* Chapeau!'

by ChappyChappy-eau October 16, 2019

Chap

Andrew Suffrin

Andrew Suffrin is chap

by DaRealest56789 November 14, 2010