Chelsea FC

wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.

Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless

by GCZ May 7, 2005

Chelsea fc

An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.

Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.

They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.

With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.

by Danny09 August 27, 2006

Chelski

The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy) All they're fans are nothing but glory hunting bastards like the wop or pissbag(Edward Ginn).

Chelski are FUCKIN SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!I hope they burn in hell along with all they're bastard "fans"!

Regards Rambo

by Rambo March 2, 2005

Chelssa

"Chelssa" comes from France. A really sexy , loyal ,exotic , beautiful , friendly , social ,romantic , intelligent , passion & creative woman. Chelssa is the type of woman you should take care of , because you'll never have a chance with her again in your life.
She's a 10 and its almost impossible to be with her. She has great taste on music and on everything. She can understand you and give you the best advices.

1: Man , I really want to be with Chelssa ... I want to marry her.
2: We all want marry a great woman like her!

by Geraldo G. July 19, 2014

Chelsey

Chelsey is undeniably the most beautiful woman in exsistance. Her stories about life will keep you captivated and hanging onto the edge of your seat for hours at a time. Her smile, laugh and long from lowing blonde hair and blue eyes are perfectly designed by God himself. Her unmatched generosity and humility truly defines the woman God intended her to be, she in His sight, is undoubtedly perfect in every way. Chelsey is a natural leader, loved amongst all, bold, direct and loves others with the truest passion available. Her qualities and characteristics are thought to be completely angelic and nothing stands in between her and her happiness and goals in life.

Chelsey always lights up a room.

by Optimisticdrake April 19, 2018

Chelsea

Chelsea is a girl with long captive blonde thick hair, and stunning sea blue eyes. She is a deffinition of a book worm and likes English. when shes with her group of friends shes the weird one, Chelseas are always dreaming of having a boyfriend but never seems to get lucky. Chelseas love travelling, playing netball and eating nutella and watching netflix.
she is usually VERY flexible and loves people with long eyelashes. Dont get on her bad side with her friends though, she will beat you up!. an if her friends have a boyfriend she doesnt like she will tell them. chelsea is very loyal and supportive.

Person 1: i hate your friend she is so rude and annoying.
Chelsea: HEY! come at me and see how i taste, for being a brat to my friend.

by Chellyyy9 February 21, 2018

Chelsea

A beautiful, intelligent girl.She tends to be short and very awesome. A Chelsea has an amazing sense of fashion and style. Chelsea's are breathtaking and fun to be around. All around an amazing girl

Chelsea is the girl of my dreams

by Smurf19996 September 11, 2011