macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

You cheezin

Tweaking tweaking

You bro are you cheezin?

by Gangstercalibitch April 23, 2018

Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018

Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube

After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020

Laano Cheelane

A dumb ass nigga that loves F1

Hey Laano Cheelane what you doing, “I’m playing F1”

by 7 siuuuu April 12, 2022

wensleydale cheesin

Conducting yourself in a manner that is likely to evoke a guffaw from your finest peers

I'm really out here, just wensleydale cheesin

by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022