Is..
1. Excellent, talented musician.
2. effing beautiful.
3. His hair is lovely.
4. And his arse...
5. and he needs to keep wearing them wisdom pants, so hot.
that is not all..but i will bore you if i carry on.
<3 carl <3
1. Excellent, talented musician.
2. effing beautiful.
3. His hair is lovely.
4. And his arse...
5. and he needs to keep wearing them wisdom pants, so hot.
that is not all..but i will bore you if i carry on.
<3 carl <3
by Lauren January 16, 2005
by Tracer999 November 20, 2019
Carlos Dengler's (aka Carlos D) dark flamboyance laid waste to many relationships, leaving a weeping wake of devastated boyfriends.
by Sue Nami November 21, 2016
A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars were in 81-88. The best lookin hot rod made in the 80's.
by monte guy March 09, 2004
Breed of "comedian" who continually confuses referring to oneself as "edgy" or "funny" with actually being edgy or funny.
Other related uses:
Verb: "My ass of an uncle kept telling us how funny people at work think he is. Yeah right. He just kept Carlos Mencia-ing."
Verb: "My ass of an uncle kept telling us how funny people at work think he is. Yeah right. He just kept Carlos Mencia-ing."
by Sdvora March 28, 2006
A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 08, 2007
Producer of the Bobby Bones Show in Austin, TX, and the stuttering Hispanic voice of America (ironically incapable of speaking Spanish). Half of a set of identical twins with bite marks on his back (coming from a shared bed experience with his brother).
1. Have you heard Producer Carlos talk on the radio? That guy mumbles and stutters like no other. I think he might be illiterate.
2. Can you help me out? I've got this scratch on my back... I think someone producer Carlos'd me. That's the last time I drink THAT much tequila.
2. Can you help me out? I've got this scratch on my back... I think someone producer Carlos'd me. That's the last time I drink THAT much tequila.
by M Casserly May 09, 2008