lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way

by poolstealer December 8, 2020

grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.

That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.

by roberth March 16, 2011

tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra

Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.

by Yoyodad October 9, 2019

Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.

Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!

by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010

Cannon bits

Left over turds after you shart

ahhh shit i forgot to check for cannon bits

by Bag of tea June 7, 2009

primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

Huckle Cannon

The preferred weapon of a gentleman think still believes ‘vaping’ makes him look cool.

“Have you seen that absolute helmet pumping away on his Huckle Cannon?!”

by Pimpsysy September 30, 2021