Candy Cane

It is a double anal penetration with the two penises wrapped around each other, like the stripes on a candy cane. There are two types of candy caning: natural candy-caning and unnatural candy canding. Natural occurs when you double-penetrate her ass, and if her ass is tight enough, spinning her around naturally forms the candy cane. Unnatural candy caning occurs when you actually have to physically intertwine the penises.

Wow! We really gave that bitch a candy caning. Would you like to get candy caned?

by Drunken Disorderly Dave October 25, 2011

Canexican

The mix of a Canadian and a Mexican. If you were born in Mexico, and are now in Canada, well, my friend, you are a Canexican.

You are a Canexican, fag.

by Annms April 2, 2010

RUSSIAN CANDY CANE

When you jizz on a girl and then punch her in the face. This is somehow arowsing.

I gave your mom a russian candy cane thats why her favorite holiday is christmas.

by dsahjgf dbass April 14, 2008

Cavewoman

(noun) -

A woman who has a vagina that is entirely too wide-set or stretched from frequent intercourse. The vagina must be so wide and vacuous that it takes more than twice as long -- as ordinary -- to orgasm.

Etymology: 12th Century Latin:
Cavuus womanai (hollow-woman)

Mike: "Yo, so that girl's vagina was so wide that I managed to squeeze an entire football into it."

T.J.: "Wow, sounds like a real cavewoman."

by Cougar Gallagher July 27, 2011

Candy Cane

When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.

Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.

by Stankie Steve April 11, 2011

The Candy Cane

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.

Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

by The Pollinator May 12, 2008

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004