butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

Butthead

Used by kindergarden to 6th grade as a way of saying that you're a lil shit.

Go away you butthead!

by Whats a good username March 17, 2015

buttching

Purposely touching someone's buttocks

One of my hobbies is buttching

by Lld April 7, 2015

butthole

a boy who is cocky and sometimes a jerk

Aye that boy Chandler is a butthole!

by beavis0123 June 24, 2017

butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.

Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.

by Bradley227 October 3, 2017

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018