monkey bump

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

by [e-mail] September 25, 2004

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

bump piece

a derogatory term that can be used with no reason other than to call someone a name. could also be used to describe someone who fails to do their job. invented by little willie after he saw a piece of a car's bumper laying on the ground.

pronounced bum-peez

"Dude, what are you doin' bump piece?"

by TonyRo June 12, 2008

Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

by Daylorb January 8, 2010

bumpin sound system

1. a system that turns the ordinary mundane party into the extra kickthefuckass armerica party
2. im not sure but it gets girls wet

hot girl one- "yo bitch lets head over to betas, they have a bumpin sound system"
hot girl two - "oh fuck yea im wet just thinkin about it"

by MREIGN October 8, 2009

Bump It Out

to get hyped about going to the gym or doing something extremely crazy. Or it can be to get something done and over with.

Dude, I am so tired of all of these exams. I have one more left, I am just gonna go Bump It Out!

I have not been to the gym for 2 days. Lets go Bump It Out!

by uncc49r October 23, 2010

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011