British Bagpipe

The Act of farting in a bag or balloon and telling a girl it is a present only to have her open it and the fart go in her face

Jamie threw up when John gave her a British Bagpipe

by DirtyHarry February 28, 2007

British Billion

this is a true billion not a thousand milion like the american bilion (1,000,000,000)
a true and british billion is a milllion million (because a milkion is a thousand thousand cos u cant have thousand thousand so next number up)
a real true british billion is

1,000,000,000,000

a 1 followed by 12 zero's

a treu british billion is

1,000,000,000,000

a 1 followed by 12 zero's

by Bigboff August 9, 2009

british inch

The true inch. An inch long. Nothing like the pathetic American Inch.

MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

British Exit

What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.

The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British Exit

by guywhowritethething July 4, 2016

british crusaders

A shit runescape clan that cant fight to save their lives

British crusaders like to crash iron wars

by Andrew + Paul May 28, 2007

british ballslap

when two brits get into a quarrel and one man has had enough and slaps the shit out of the other mans scrotum.

clyde: are you done with that tea?

russell: no, i am certainly not, now back up before i give your balls a hearty whack!

clyde: woah man! i am NOT down for a british ballslap!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

british food

any kind of food containg ham, bread slices, fruit, sugar, and tomatoes all in one dish. Usually has the word "pudding" or "pie" afterwards to make it SOUND good.

shephards pie (for god's sake your eating shephards, man!)
mince pie (ewww)

by Kat February 2, 2004