Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

Dual-booking

The process of logging onto two Facebook accounts, one being yours and the other a friend's or a relative's. One may go through this process in order to post funny statuses, Wall posts, etc. on the friend's account and then comment on them using their own Facebook for the sole purpose of humoring himself.

Person: "I'm bored. Luckily, I know the password to <insert friend's name here>'s Facebook. I think I'll do some dual-booking to pass the time; I've got a plethora of funny things to post on his Wall."

by steelsoul November 11, 2010

Flab-booking

The opposite of vague booking, people write so much in their status that they run out of room... Or TMI constantly.

This would be flab-booking: Last night I went to out with my chicks, steph said I was hot but I totally think my ass has been too fat lately! Anyway I saw my man John again and he was tasty. we talked for awhile then took turns;) Then we left around 4 am and rode home in this nasty cab. It was just eww. When we got back to the house we decided th watch some flix before passing out, also did a little janky smoke and the movie was like " " after using.

by Crazy itch November 18, 2011

baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.

"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup

by flex-o August 10, 2010

F-booking

Originally coined by Jason Hatcher in early 2007. It is the short form for the activity of sending messages to friends through the popular online social utility "Facebook".

See also: Effin, Effing, Fooking, F'in, F-ing, Fook

This is a great party. Thanks for F-booking me last night. (ie: thanks for using facebook to let me know about this event)

I was going to send you an email but decided to f-book you instead.

by Jason Garett Hatcher July 13, 2007

boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

by Paul B February 7, 2004

Booking

Amazing, fantastic, the best. A sublime thing.

Girl, his sex was booking. BOOK-ING.

by Anutheamazing January 21, 2011