Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.
by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 08, 2017
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
by KC Mojo July 19, 2010
Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 29, 2013
Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
by metalmetalrob February 20, 2010
After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.
by Shenans March 03, 2017
by Chainsaw217 October 06, 2012