Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
Get the chocolate blumpkinmug. by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
Get the Hand Blumpkinmug. Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 28, 2013
Get the Upper Blumpkinmug. True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
by bloom ken January 16, 2010
Get the Space Blumpkinmug. She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
by KC Mojo July 19, 2010
Get the Blazing Blumpkinmug. by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019
Get the Blumpkin blockermug. When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023
Get the Blumpkin Scoopmug.