Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.
Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.
by Resonanaced September 08, 2020
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CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 May 01, 2011
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Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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