cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

by Big Boss March 19, 2005

cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

bricked

to scare yourself badly.... to shit yourself......to come over all unnecessary...to be terrified

when i lost control of my car on that bend i bricked myself

by shite hawk October 20, 2007

bricked

attacked with or assaulted with a brick as the weapon

He walked in the door after his walk with a terrible head wound, "I got fucking bricked by the neighbor kids!" he said.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Bricked Up

Bricked up in a term used by people over the age of 30 to describe a “hard fucking”.

Man last night I got to bricked up by Chad

by Theerealgarcia6969 April 1, 2022

Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.

Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.

by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010

Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.

Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."

by Uncle Nerdicus September 14, 2014