bargepole technique

a) Using a bargepole for certain sordid actions.
b) Not have any contact with someone, other than poking them in annoying places with a (minimum) 30ft bargepole.

a) I bargepoled her good and proper.
b) I bargepoled her good and proper.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

barge nuzzle

to rub up against an object for pleasure with force.

When I would pet Spike the cat, she liked to barge nuzzle her mouth against my hand.

by Matt S...n November 7, 2008

bargel

(BAR-gull) - n. usually used in the plural sense (bargels), an eye or eyes that bulge out of ones head, similar to those of Cristine

bargeling - v. the act of one's eyes bulging from their head

The english teacher's bargels are very scary as they watch my every move

by Will and Charlie May 22, 2007

Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009

Barganize

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.

Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?

by Barganizer September 30, 2010

Bargoyle

That person who sits at the corner of the bar quietly on their phone and barely moves like a statue or gargoyle.
Usually a devout regular and never changes their order.

Oh Benny? He's a bargoyle. My easiest customer.

by Izzabella Martini March 22, 2017

blargasm

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!

by Fogoh September 14, 2008