son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

penis butler

Penis butler is someone who is in a sexual relations to someone whom had a penis and is their "servant" in return gets their penis as pay.

Hey, my penis butler is great she does a great job and get my penis in return!

by TheSaucayPecus July 23, 2017

Billerica

One of the most boring towns in the greater Lowell area. In most people's oppinions, there is nothing to do in the town but smoke and do drugs. But there is also a large group of straightedge scene kids. There use to be a movie theatre called the Flick, but that is no longer there. The Billerica Mall is now a K-mart, Market Basket, and soon-to-be Home Depot. The high school is terrible, full of wanna-be gangsters who claim to be from the 'ghetto' because they live close to Wilson Street (a famous drug street in Billerica.)

Billerica sucks and if you havn't moved out by the time you're 25, then you're there for life.

by Immoral Jester August 26, 2006

bitterness

1) A disease somewhat like liberalism
2) A rage similar to that felt by Macho Man Randy Savage
3) The defining aspect of the realm

Officer Joe is pissed off for no reason. He has stepped into the realm of bitterness

by The J men May 25, 2005

Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011

bittertweet

To post a negative tweet from the web site Twitter.

After John's movie was given a poor review he quickly posted a bittertweet against the author from his Twitter account.

by Zebjr September 30, 2009