As the actress said to the bishop

The original term for the popular joke made from double entendres, "that's what she said".

Person 1: Just stick it in there!
Person 2: As the actress said to the bishop.

by alexo10 February 17, 2012

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beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

by tony January 24, 2004

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manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

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the bishop get bashed

When you do the naughty naughty at home with the Bishop.

Mr Philly said he was busy as it was time for the Bishop get bashed!

by Hockey Hasan March 7, 2017

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Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D

WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop

by NoodIesoups June 20, 2022

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Bathroom Bishop

A man who yanks his crank in the school bathroom and GETS CAUGHT! They beat with glee while sipping tea.

The bathroom bishop has one of many henious deeds. He scales the bathroom and protects with might, for if you try to stop him, he will give u that pipe!

by BishopsBiggestFan December 13, 2022

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