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girlfriendzoning

The asshole thing that most dudes do to every chick they meet. They immediately assume that if they are a "nice guy" they will be rewarded with pussy and rainbows. If the rainbows are not shiny enough, venomous hate is rained down upon the ladyfolk, saying that the poor manboys have been "friendzoned".
Dude I am the nicest cocksucker around but somehow none of the panties of girls I deem fuckable drop when I walk by. My world is sadder and specialer than unicorn jizz.

...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.
by hashtag clever January 27, 2014
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Overseas Girlfriend

In reality, this is your male penpal who's been calling you by the wrong name since you started corresponding with him in 5th grade and you never had the balls to correct him.

Often used as the basis for your explanation of why you don't have a GF because of this girl overseas your "kind of dating".
Sorry guys, I cant play D & D with you losers tonight because I have to get on AOL instant messenger with my overseas girlfriend...
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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snapchat girlfriend

An emotional relationship with a girl, in which all communication takes place over Snapchat.
Bianca has become a Snapchat girlfriend; she only ever talks to Donnie over the app even though he tells her they have a "real" connection.
by Rudyr8 April 18, 2017
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roblox girlfriend break up

the exact reason why your uncle is crying in the other room.
hey uncle dick, i need a roblox girlfriend break up d any ideas? "not yet im gonna go to the other room".... hoof glad thats over. "whats wrong uncle dick?"
by wheremysuperkah00t May 21, 2019
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National do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.
Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
by Batman0909 October 4, 2020
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girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD
Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>
by sex toy~ August 20, 2003
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Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
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