bed candy

hook up with potential for becoming more, usually the girl is a major skank

"me and max b hung out last night. he's basically my bed candy"

by kathrae June 8, 2009

Bed Head

Hair style the morning after being bonked like crazy!

Wow! Emma, you got some serious bed head going on!

by Emma112 May 6, 2006

bed bump

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

by Reubin Lebezser Snausage May 25, 2006

bed potato

Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.

My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.

by BedfordshireResident March 15, 2009

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

by YBR H3 January 21, 2011

bed of lettuce

When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.

I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.

by yougotstochill January 10, 2012

Bed-level

1. Bed-level refers to a female who is seen as the same thing as the bed she has sexual intercourse on.

2. Whore
3. Treesh

Yo that girl is bed-level.

by Longdickstyle123456789 February 10, 2021