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Batter sisters

Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!
by bakingloads_247 March 9, 2023
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Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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Batters

Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum
Batters are bostin ar kid
by Clampit3 October 27, 2023
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fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.
Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”
by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024
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The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021
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