Magnum Bars

Magnum bars are ice cream bars dipped in chocolate. They come in Classic (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate), Almond (vanilla ice cream dipped in almond-infested chocolate), Double Chocolate (Chocolate ice cream dipped in chocolate, then gooey delicious fudge, then chocolate again) and the very best, Double Caramel (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate, then dipped in caramel, then dipped in chocolate again). These ice cream bars just recently came to the United States from parts of Europe and Australia, and are almost better than sex. Literal orgasm in your mouth. Go out to Safeway or Wal-Mart and pick some up NOW

Dude, are you and Joe gonna bang tonight?
No way, I have a box of Magnum Bars waiting for me at home!

by neevcat May 26, 2011

Behind Bars

When a guy ejaculates in a person's mouth and that person has braces.

Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.

Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.

by Gator 8er February 19, 2020

Bars

(n.) a nickname given to someone who gets really drunk and wants bars at the moment

Dave: "How was last night, Gary?"
Me: "It was fun. Finally saw Bars for the first time in a while."
Dave: "Who?"
Me: "You know Bars man. She got really drunk on speakerphone that one time, and wanted some bars."
Dave: "Oh yeah, BARS! She's a wild one!"

by Gary Bigalow February 8, 2013

chicken and Granola Bars

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.

My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!

by Liz N'Gina November 2, 2004

barse

The little bit between your balls and your arse

i have thee most sweatest barse today

by fennell September 26, 2002

barstewerd

A polite variant to the slang meaning of the word bastard.

your a bloody barstewerd

by Thomas Parsons January 29, 2004

bars

ability to roll a blunt (with green substance) as straight and tight as possible
as in a prison cell bars

(correction for jays definition (said bunt instead of blunt))

Yo my nikka gots bars
Source: jay, Aug 7, 2004

by Raptoral September 3, 2005