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sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009
mugGet the sandwhich balloonmug.

balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop
"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.
by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008
mugGet the balloon lollipopmug.

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
by plumit April 30, 2009
mugGet the balloon knotmug.

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice
by Chad December 7, 2003
mugGet the balloon juicemug.

Spoody Balloon

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!
by Liptondipper June 12, 2018
mugGet the Spoody Balloonmug.

Kane is a balloon

When your head is a balloon
by Owestollie May 27, 2019
mugGet the Kane is a balloonmug.

"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them
I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY
by Rionox February 23, 2023
mugGet the "Water" Balloonmug.

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