Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.

I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!

by Brandumful May 18, 2015

sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.

tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*

by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

Balloon Knot

An asshole

Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.

by thedickfacedwonder May 7, 2018

Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022

balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017