Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest prefrence of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music now such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by The AssassiNazi November 16, 2011

baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 8, 2013

baked brotato

when your bro is really baked!!!

Pass that bowl baked brotato

by moshjalone August 29, 2014

baking the bread

A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.

daaaaamn that lady was tearing it up on the dance floor!

Yeah, she was "baking the bread" hardcore!

by dragon777 July 30, 2010

Baked to the Bones

Condition of someone, who has had too much of a certain substance, and is now more or less completely delirious.

1:You seen Ulrike the other day at the Party?
2: Yeah, she was completely baked to the bones.

by Mauler21 April 24, 2023