Dirty Bagel

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010

Bagel House

The place in which Jews worship the torah and have Barmitzvahs.

"He son, look at those little baglets running into the bagel house."

"In other news.... The local Bagel House was burned down by dirkas."

by DfDsummit23 January 7, 2009

bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016

Dirty bagel

When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

This morning we had a dirty bagel.

by Dirty Carmona October 31, 2018

Whore Bagel

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.

Whore Bagel: Kelly Cooney, Megan Alexopolous.

by CKAMWB April 4, 2010

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Trowser Bagel

An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will

Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!

by skillset December 21, 2010