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razor bacon

Bacon that is so overcooked and crisp that it cuts your mouth.
The Alley had razor bacon again this morning.
by fuzzy_panda February 26, 2011
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Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.
Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.
by DieLawn September 6, 2007
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mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet
i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months
by tito jackson December 4, 2004
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Bacon Zombie

Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.

In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.

People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.
Todd tried to convince his friends to try Planking, but the poor Bacon Zombie was laughed at.
by Loxzen June 17, 2011
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Bacon Hawk

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.
Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!
by notdesandnate July 17, 2012
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bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun
"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."
by MC Munson December 29, 2007
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Bacon Pancakes

The literal best food in the entire multiverse.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.
by b a c o n 🥓 November 28, 2020
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