bacon hangers

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.

My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.

by (the) James October 24, 2007

Gay bacon

An alternate term for striped airhead strips. Term made famous by YouTube show 'Epic Meal Time.'

Narrator: (While cooking a candy burger) Making a whole bunch of these candy burgers. Gay bacon strips!

by Raining Champagne June 02, 2011

nose bacon

the crusty dried snot/mucus, bloody or otherwise, that lines your nose when you have a cold or sinus infection. It usually dries very hard. It pulls at your nose lining and needs to be picked off & out, usually with a fingertip.

I got caught picking my nose bacon.

by Lord Byron III June 11, 2008

Thats bacon

something that is funny, cool ,or exciting.

man A: i got free season tickets.
man B: thats bacon.could i come with.

by burtdog+russel October 22, 2009

razor bacon

Bacon that is so overcooked and crisp that it cuts your mouth.

The Alley had razor bacon again this morning.

by fuzzy_panda February 09, 2011

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn August 29, 2007

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

by tito jackson December 05, 2004