Ashton is one of the rudest people you will ever meet in your entire life. He thinks he's the best at everything but just overall irritating. If you ever meet someone with this name please drop kick them and send him back up his mother's hoo-hah. He's always acted like a cry baby anyways so it wouldn't make a difference. P.S. mans got small dick energy.
Person 1: I saw some guys pp last night and it was so small.
Person 2: His name must have been Ashton!
Person 2: His name must have been Ashton!
by penishater6969 January 7, 2022
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Ashwin is literally one of the most fuckable doctors there are. Let's start with facts now, Ashwin is 5'9", this is not only the perfect height, but it means he can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. Ashwin is also only 210Lbs, so, hes heavy enough to lay on top of you and have an all around good time. Not only this, but Ashwin, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of social cues, while also distorting reality. So, not only does this mean that Ashwin can do anything while ignoring sensical ideas, but hes literally capable of making a pocket room in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Ashwin is emphatic with his "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH"s and feels a strong emotional connection to his hospital patients so, he will know before you that you're horny, he literally has it locked down before you're even aware of it, this only means that he is able to serve his patients in every way possible. Let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Ashwin is literally the most fuckable doctor there is: Ashwin can learn Pizza Guy, so, now you get to fuck him with pepperonis. Ashwin can learn Curried Charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded. Finally, Ashwin can learn spit on your face, combining this with Pizza Guy, means not only do you get an indian on your dick, but also a wet, submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Ashwin is literally the most fuckable Indian doctor there is and all of these are facts.
by Chitte Kabootar April 11, 2022
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they will always be high school sweet hearts
and some day they will have some bratty kids but they will still love them
and then they DIE
they will always be high school sweet hearts
and some day they will have some bratty kids but they will still love them
and then they DIE
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Collin and Ashton met at a dart tournament and their future was forever written for them to be together
by Thuglove June 19, 2017
Get the collin and ashton mug.A complete asshole who doesent know the meaning of life, Ashton is the rudest guy I have ever meet. Ashton can be very annoying when he trys to look cool around us, butbinstead he makes the stupidest jokes and comebacks.
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