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Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "
He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "
by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022
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An annoying guy who pisses people off
Stop that Arthur your not funny
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sexy ahhhh beast who loves abi durnell
Arthur likes massive cock but also likes abi durnell
by arthurisagod November 9, 2022
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Arthur is like superman, big, strong, handsome and clever. He is everything you could ever want. But like Superman, he does have a cryptonite. Arthurs cryptonite is snaps.
Guy 1: Haps haps haps, nu skal vi ha' snaps
Arthur: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
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your names melisa?? my names arthur f u dude
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arthur might secretly be a naked molerat. he's a really sweet person if you ignore the fact that he's secretly a furry.
Arthur: Carrots Yum
by squares pears am i right? September 29, 2022
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is me, arthur is me
"Damn Arthur is so gay"
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