kebob Armenian

an Armenian that only goes to church for the church festival or on a feast day

ani: you see those people they don’t even know the hayr mer

nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? March 17, 2021

oversized armenian dumpster rat

a term similar to faggot but much more friendly

I tried to go to the movies but my oversized armenian dumpster rat of a mom wouldn't let me

by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022

Jenal armanii

The sweetest , most kindest person. Doesn’t mind giving a helping hand but she will get irritated quickly. Don’t get slick with her because you will get the same energy back. And let’s not forget she’s super petty n pretty.

Jenal Armanii help Ms.B decorate the classroom. Ms.B told Jenal armanii to hurry up which made her mad because Ms.B had sat down at this point so Jenal armanii was going it alone. So Jenal armanii told her to do it herself then and left the classroom.

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 9, 2019

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025