armando

A mexican with a micro penis.

Armando has no bitches.

by BlackUnicorns July 27, 2016

Armageddon Box

Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.

Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!

Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!

by bdottedrix June 18, 2010

Armageddis

Somebody who does something cool

“Wow that person rides a motorcycle with flames. They must be an Armageddis”

by Armageddis July 31, 2021

Anglo armed

To get shot

"He was a good civilian, but he still got anglo armed"

by ZK_realist May 2, 2023

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

Armageddon

To take retribution on someone. To get even. To beat up, push around, or in worst cases, kill.

That punk best watch his back cause if he pushes me, I might get all Armageddon on his ass.

by Christy December 1, 2003

armageddon games

Kickass

Armageddon Games rocks

by JMN April 28, 2003