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The act of taking it in the ass by a broom handle that splintered.
Oh ya mutha fucka?! Im going to aristot you, you piece of shit!
aristot by Jacob McMurdo March 27, 2005
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New Aristocracy 

A clothing line started by Windsor Waters in 2004 consisting of classicaly tailored clothing that features eye catching details and edgy modifications. It is mad for the young and the fabulous i.e. The New Aristocracy
The New Aristocracy is comprised of classic peices, deconstructed, decay, grafitti, derelictions, ciggarette burns, cocain addiction, thievery, gucci youth, and the oh so edgy.
Word used to impress the opposite sex mainly because it is such an arousing name to begin with.
Also known as Adam ariss a norwigen porn star.
"Hey babe check out my ariss!"
ariss by jackisasexygitmmmm December 27, 2007
Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced it's progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them, the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
aristotle by HB <3 SA August 29, 2008

Aristophanes 

1) Testicles, balls, nuts...etc
2) Some Greek bugger....
I tried to put my hand up some birds shirt and she kicked me in the Aristophanes

If you say one more thing with regards to Australians being filthy, you'll cop one in the Aristophanes.
also known as "Arie"
a unique, exotic , and affectionate girl. nobody does anything like she does. she can be very loud and very dramatic, yet sometimes (usually rare) shy and quiet. you can usually tell when something up, but you can trust her. she will love you like nobody else and she can be as caring and nurturing as a mother. she is a force to be reckoned with, and hell could break loose. never get her angry. she lives on affection, hugs, and anything romantic or cute . she can be sensitive and emotional, and isn't afraid to express the way she feels.
physicality wise. beautiful curves .

overall..she is an incredibly beautiful person. you will never find anyone like her. keep her close, she is amazing.
damn.. that aristasia girl. ive never met anyone like her.
aristasia by BABABLACKSHEEP March 11, 2013