anal bleeding 

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

anal bleeding by Spidershit January 31, 2014

anal explosion

When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.

"Did you hear that?"

"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"

anal explosion by Kyle Berliner December 9, 2008

Anal Swirl 

The act of inserting ones tongue into thier partners rectum and swirling it in a 360 degree motion.

Man, i gave AJ's sister an Anal Swirl lastnight... it was AWESOME!

Anal Swirl by jswift December 1, 2006

anal sideburns 

Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.

I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

anal sideburns by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

Anal Concussion 

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.

During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!

Anal Concussion by DmasterG March 3, 2014

Anal Surprise 

When you fake your girlfriend into saying you're going to stick it in her pussy, but stick it in her asshole instead.

Kunal's girlfriend was expecting him to stick his rod in her pussy, but he stuck it in her ass while yelling "ANAL SURPRISE!"

Anal Surprise by djphotik June 1, 2006

anal pounding 

The act of ferociously moving your phallus in and out of another anus.

"WOW, last night was wild, anal pounding all night!!1!"

anal pounding by JonnyLzRyan August 8, 2006