Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015

amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes

damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)

by jkram72 August 17, 2012

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019

Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.

Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.

by Garagemahal May 11, 2025

amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under

It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on

by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020

Amish Hotbox

When one rips a thick, moist, steamy fart. Proceeds to lock the windows of the vehicle, and turn the heat on full blast, until one throws up. Some may be turned on by this action, most would vomit.

Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”

Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”

by skeetboi February 21, 2025