Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

Trousers

the very english word for pants

Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...

by khroma December 1, 2021

Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)

I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.

by Slider Dave December 6, 2009

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.

Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!

by That desk in the back March 28, 2015

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021