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Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty
*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"
by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020
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lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
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cholo salad

A person who is both a cholo and a salad concurrently. Family members include little borther Cholo Side Salad, and Asian second-cousin Chinese Cholo Salad.
Brian Blood is a Cholo Salad.
by yourdadslastdance January 24, 2016
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Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.
Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad
by Trainius M November 22, 2018
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Salad Party

Where many people get together and put a bunch of prescription drugs together (usually in a barrel or large container of some sort), mix them around, and grab handfuls of drugs and take whatever they can get.
Man, last night at the Travi$ Scott concert, there was a salad party in the pit. It's such a dumb idea, I don't know how nobody got hurt or sick.
by PoonSlayer20 June 12, 2017
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Salad Head

Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.
by saltandvinibba January 13, 2018
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starter salad

Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.
Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?

Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.

Riley: Alright, I'm D.
by Criler September 1, 2009
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