Miami

A beautiful girl with brown eyes and a huge smile that could light up New York City, she loves deeper than the ocean and always puts others before herself, she’s funny and will make your day better just by one conversation.

- Hey do you like my new gf?

- Yeah bro, she’s alright but she’s no Miami ...

by DaddyKaylee May 17, 2019

Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

Miami Valley Career Technology Center

Where you go to get a good sucky suck in the lake. Tons of hoes and goats to go around.

Dang girl you being such a Miami Valley Career Technology Center.

by Sexydog445 November 18, 2020

miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s

me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs

by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020

miami

literally filled with the most boring rude ass white homophobic people if you go to school here

miami sucks ass

by babesbebi69 August 20, 2020

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020