Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
Get the Jan-Maltemug. 
by bigKarel October 30, 2025
Get the what the janmug. People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020
Get the Jan Ponomug. 
by woogatti123 September 15, 2023
Get the Janmug. He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.
by Ruene October 22, 2017
Get the Mack Janningmug.