Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 07, 2022

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 23, 2024

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

Trouser truffle

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.

I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.

by Someyun Gi February 09, 2023

Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 04, 2017

Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.

At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.

by Ollie431 October 14, 2020

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018