Sam

A fking useless mother fker, always will have a crush in girls call Carisaw

Sam is a dick

by Dickensome April 8, 2019

Sam

Sam is a fucking sexy savage. He’s a Playboy with a 10 inch cock.

“Oh god, I wouldn’t want to mess with him, he’s a Sam!” Or “He’s so sexy, he must be called Sam”

by Sam the almighty December 30, 2019

Sam

Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.
"See that guy over there, yeh he could so be called Sam." P.s he mostly goes for a ffion

See him over there he is sooo good lookin

He could so be a SAM

by Anonymously4578 September 11, 2019

Sam

Short af

Sam why tf you so short

by Shortsam October 14, 2019

Sam

Skinny
Acme

Wears DragonballZ Jacket
Watches Anime and Watchmojo
Bighair
Weird
In Special Class

Stop Peeing On Tyler Sam!

by Chr_Mx May 27, 2018

Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020

Sam

Sam is a nonce that will be prowling around playgrounds most likely with Issac, if he isnt getting kids for his collection then he is doing some pegging Issac silly

Have you seen Sam on the news he was pegging a child in his van

by anonymous June 5, 2020