Squirrel Bitch

a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".

"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."

by ThotOfTheYear July 1, 2017

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008

squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

squirrel's nest

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004