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Lucas

A braid dead midget who has the worst case of bipolar disease and Is constantly blaming others for his fuck ups.
He claims that you will never be sexually active however he probably fucks his dogs. For the icing on the cake, he has a microscopic penis which is smaller than an ant.
by Angry_Pirate July 29, 2018
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Niels: Yo who is Luca??
Will: Someone, I guess...
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A homosexual piece of shit. He likes to masterbait to bathtubs.
He also LOVES to suck dick.
Lucas is a cunt.
by Fortnite is super gay October 29, 2019
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Lucas is a super weird person, that can’t get any girls. What a nice person!
Lucas: spinal cord!!
by User87654 May 11, 2019
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Can be incredibly annoying and is a massive nerd. He is also extremely horny and has the tiniest dick in the world.
Why are you studying? You are such a Lucas!
by Smartboy300 May 28, 2019
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This fascinating creature is the biggest billy bullshitter in the world. Along side with his title of being the biggest bullshitter he is also the No.1 Cunt in the world. He makes a living by robbing all three of his grannies cash, fuck knows how the cunt has three but he does. We could go on all day but we will end it here.
"You Luca'd her pension "
"That's a Luca lie that is"
"Stop being a Luca"
by Nanny Jones June 20, 2017
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A tall guy who thinks he is god and a huge bluff but actually deep down he is a true cunt with the most shitty personality and above all the smallest penis you'd ever imagine.He is that kind of friend that you always want him in the close vicinity just in case you want him to suck your dick, but not too close since he is a douche.
Me: How are you ?
luca: erdali zobbi

me: ok
luca: vjola ingibulek
by werfaresds February 19, 2018
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