Dingle Doof

An actual idiot, typically a teen with little to no common sense.

Amanda is such a dingle doof, what she did was so stupid.

by Dingledoof October 25, 2019

Quandale Dingle

A goofy ahhhhhh name describing the strongest mortal being alive in the Goofy-AhhVerse. Quandale Dingle is a football player, criminal, and a professional AUUGHHHer. He is wanted for declaring war on Italy, commiting grand theft, and declaring world war 3, 4, and 5.

Quandarious Bingleton Coochiesmith The Third: Do you know where I could find the wanted criminal known as Quandale Dingle.
Bindarious Googleton The Fifth Of China The 1st: Yeah he is at Carmen Winsteads house.
Carmen Winstead: Hi My Name Is AUUGHHH

by Aughhhhhhhhhhhhh June 18, 2022

dingle weed

Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the harmful ultra-violet rays of the sun. It is harvested, threshed, thrubbed and washed and then carefully woven into a cover like material that is used to protect the young dingle weed from the harmful ultraviolet rays of the sun.

The dingle weed is woven into the cover that protects the young dingle weed from the sun.

by Peter Fynn January 20, 2009

Dingle Doodoo

Considerably larger than it's counterpart, the 'Dingle Berry', the Dingle Doodoo is a turd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your asshole. Quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. Treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. It can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.

"I'm sorry I'm two hours late for work but I had to extract a Dingle Doodoo."

by John The Kook April 28, 2010

Dingle douche

Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.

One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.

by magic32player August 18, 2009

tingle dingle

when you are horny and have that tingly feeling between your legs.

"are you ok? you have been looking at her ass for a while"
"I'm fine, she's just giving me that tingle dingle feeling"

"same"

by say hello to my little friends July 4, 2017

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004