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Hannah Baker

A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.
Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.
by God5695 October 17, 2018
mugGet the Hannah Bakermug.

Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.
After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.
by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005
mugGet the Baker's Dozenmug.

Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.
There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.
by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015
mugGet the Baker's dozenmug.

josh baker

a boy who owns my heart,

he probably doesn’t know it but he’s cast a spell on me that nobody can undo,

i’m lost,

you are the knife inside my chest that pains me with every breath i take,

and the only way to stop the pain is to pull out the knife or to stop breathing.
“why are you looking at him like that?!”,” i can’t help it, he’s my josh baker”
by isthiswhoyouthinkitis? July 16, 2020
mugGet the josh bakermug.

baker mary

Police obfuscation for "black male". Helps disguise or prevent accusations of racial profiling. From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".
Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.
by 6'7" December 14, 2008
mugGet the baker marymug.

mathew baker

Mathew baker is a very sexy, strong, and caring gentlemen who will care about hard-work and gains at the gym he is a loving and caring person. Mathew baker most likely is a cat person. there hair usually has a few styles the most common is that of a mop. if you find a Matthew baker worship him as he is probably god.
by jeny cook February 22, 2023
mugGet the mathew bakermug.

kallie baker

a sexy girl with massive tits tha is in love with ellie morgan (another sexy girl)
see her over there she is so sexy she’s a kallie baker
by Cblockontop June 30, 2021
mugGet the kallie bakermug.

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