Your mom

A poor excuse for a comeback or diss.

Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"

Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

Your Mom

A term used by bored 12 year olds who have nothing to say, but want to sound cool anyway.Means nothing at all.

Jack:How'd ya do on the math test jim?
Jim:How'd your mom do?

by Antisocial June 10, 2006

your mom

1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.

1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!

2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!

by Lady Pain March 3, 2005

your mom

A comeback and/or insult

"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"

by your mom March 10, 2003

your mom

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.

Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam

by kate May 16, 2004

Your Mom

A cult within the confines of Key West that brings death and destruction to little bunnies and preps. A gothic group, we rule supreme. Now, Kwy West High School...next the world!!!

YM: For we are all in your mom.

by Voodoo February 25, 2005

your mom

an insult you use to someone you dont like or you just want them to leave you alone

Carrie:Hey kid!
Sarah:hey
Carrie:your bf doesnt call you as much as mine calls me..
Sarah:Well....YOUR MOM!
Carrie:your dad!

by Sarah March 7, 2004