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Gamers Wrist 

Gamers wrist, a medical term to describe pain in the wrist from long hours of gaming, holding controllers and swiping your mouse left to right on whatever game you can. It’s like athlete’s foot but for gamers wrists.
Yesterday I was playing for 6 hours non stop and now I have gamers wrist. I need to rest it for a bit.
Gamers Wrist by Rampstop October 6, 2021
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BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE 

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Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.

When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.
Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

Stink Wrist

Odor that protrudes from the wrist. This is usually due to a medically required cast, a rubber watch band, or shoving your whole hand into a random hole of unknown depth or origin. Any of the three result in Stink Wrist.
Sherm broke her wrist taking a selfie and now has a cast resulting in Stink Wrist, but Joe's new Apple Watch band caused him to have Stink Wrist while Bill shoved his hand in a random hole of unknown depth and origin on the banks of the Ohio River. Now Bill, Joe, and Sherm all suffer from sudden Stink Wrist.
Stink Wrist by RDR425 September 2, 2022

diddle wrist 

Carpal tunnel caused from excessive female masturbation
Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
diddle wrist by Dougass March 24, 2023

firing wristers 

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.
Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

Limpy Wristed Fag 

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.
Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.